My husband, Dustin, works out of town; he misses lots of things like snuggles and smiles and rolling over and all of the new wonderful things Hudson does. It's regrettable that he misses those things, and I try to capture them on video and film so that he feels a part of all of the firsts. There is however one thing that he doesn't seem to be sad about missing and that is the dreaded POOPY DIAPER.
Over the course of Hudson's life I have changed quite a few poopy diapers...in fact, I've had the misfortune of changing most all of them. Now, that is of course expected being that my husband works out of town, but over the course of the last four months, I've realized there seems to be a Poopspiracy going on. In fact I'd go as far as to call it Poopgate.
Whenever Dustin is home, Hudson conveniently seems to either not poop on the day daddy is watching him or manages to time his poops so that daddy is out, sleeping, bathing, or otherwise not present for said poop....
Hmmmm I think we have a poopspiracy on our hands. Daddy has been home for 10 days, and in that time he has changed 2.5 diapers...I say 2.5 only because I credit him for a diaper I had to help him with, so he gets a .5 for it. I on the other hand have changed 8 diapers in that same 10 day period....
No more I say, no more. I am on to you guys, I know your plans. Diapers will be changed, and not by me.
2 comments:
OMG! I would have to agree... from the sounds of it those boys have couped up a plan! I'd keep my eye on them:)
Hudson is such a cutie.
conspiracies with babies are totally possible. I somehow convinced Ian that only Dad could calm him in the middle of th enight and two years later it is still pointless for me to even get out of bed!
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